jvalentin.com

7/12/2009 - JValentin.com - The web site about fucking other men's wives.  Even if it only happens once, it's the kind of thing that can follow you for a long, long time.  On this site, we try to learn from the mistakes of those who have gone before.  Soon, humble reader, you may get to learn from the pictures of those who have made these mistakes.  Or the e-mails.  Or the audio files.  Who knows what documentation can be made?  But that's for another day.

Be sure not to travel in the same circles as the man whose wife you're fucking.  For example, let's say you're both musicians.  For the love of all things holy, don't be hanging out together near the rehearsal space you both use in case he comes driving along and sees you with his wife.  Don't take advantage of his good nature by having another member of the group ask him to take pictures of the band.  That might REALLY piss him off once he figures things out, and now he has a lot of pictures of you.  Frankly, it's not that great an idea as a musician anyway, as your avocation requires that you be out in the public.  What if he books a drum lesson with you?  Would you even know?

Let's be careful out there.

6/29/2009 - It's always wise to find out whether the man whose wife you're fucking has extensive computer knowledge.  After all, the internet is nothing but a large, complex copying machine, and anything you send on it can easily be reproduced for anyone and everyone to see.  At any time.  Regardless of how slick you think you may be, others can and will know what you're doing. 

Combine this knowledge of the internet with your knowledge of the husband, to make things much safer for yourself.  For example, ask her questions like "Did your husband used to be an engineer?" and "Is he a forgiving soul?" and "Is he MUCH smarter than me?"  If the answers are "Yes", "No" and "Yes" respectively, don't fuck her.  Not even once.

Let's be careful out there.

6/20/09 - Sleeping with another man's wife exhibits bad judgment and lack of character.  That said, if you do choose to engage in this type of behavior, some advice might be in order.  Because a few weeks of passion with a married woman might haunt you for a long time.  This site will give advice on how to pull this off without incurring simmering vengeance. 

A certain amount of advance research is wise.  Whose wife are you fucking?  Is it someone who would quickly forgive and forget, or someone who would carry this with him for the rest of his life?  Maybe it's someone who never, ever forgets.  Might it be someone who read all of your e-mails, and saved them?  Maybe your story will be told, maybe the pictures will be posted on the internet one day, who knows. 

Let's be careful out there.